Right so all the coaches in the Gymnastics academy are having a night out tonight and ofc I was invited because I’m a gym coach. I really wanted to go because I’ve not been out since Saturday and some of those coaches train the girls that will be competing in the Olympics this year and it would of been cool, but I didn’t go because I can’t drink and now I feel weird. Plus I got locked out of the house this evening because I’m home alone, and I forget the door self locked, and I’ve lost a fucking chicken again, and the dogs went into the forest and I refused to go in there because it was like 10:30pm and I had no torch, and I forgot to feed the cat - then I got cold and it was dark so I went on the trampoline and now I feel sick because I ate a whole plate of carrots before I did that. And I have a stalker, and he’s mentally disabled and my sister has told me I’m a twat for giving him my number, but I felt bad, and now he keeps coming up to me on the street and I want to say fuck off but I don’t even know what’s he gonna do and he won’t stop texting me and I’ve blocked him on facebook I think - but everyone thinks it’s funny. Oh yeah and one of the horses bit me, and there’s nothing on TV.